To: Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; Lady Jag; tongue-tied; SevenofNine; MEG33; WayzataJOHNN; StarCMC; ...
Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
A man walks in a bank, gets in line and when it is his turn he pulls out A gun...and robs the bank!
Just to make sure he leaves no witnesses..
He Turns around and asks the next customer in line..
"Did you see me rob this bank?"
The customer replies, "Yes!"
The bank robber raises his gun, points it to the customer's head and BANG !!!
Shoots him in the head and kills him!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man,
"Did You see me rob this bank?"
The man calmly responds ... "No, but my wife did!"
777 posted on
03/11/2008 5:22:15 AM PDT by
tomkow6
(................CHANGE We Can Believe............My "VOICES"!....)
To: tomkow6; WayzataJOHNN; Lost Dutchman; NY Attitude; tongue-tied; Lady Jag; MEG33; HopeandGlory; ...
Good morning everyone!
Dreams That Fly
By: Sri Chinmoy
Dreams that fly
I had.
Alas!
I have.
Alas, Alas!
Dreams that die
I shall have.
Alas, alas, alas!
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To: tomkow6; Soaring Feather; NY Attitude; WayzataJOHNN; Kathy in Alaska; MEG33; tongue-tied; ...
Clever bunch!
Who says Today's Kids aren't smart ???????
At a high School in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school.
They let three goats loose in the school.
Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats....1, 2, & 4.
Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.
787 posted on
03/11/2008 1:57:14 PM PDT by
Lady Jag
(If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you)
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