[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. 

"No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once and I didn't like it." 

The sales rep shows his display case and then, hoping to clinch a sale, offers to take the manager out for martinis. "No, thanks," the plant manager replies. "I tried alcohol once, but didn't like it." 

Then the salesman glances out the officer window and sees a golf course. "I suppose you play golf," says the salesman. "I'd like to invite you to be a guest at my club." 

"No, thanks," the manager says. "I played golf once, but I didn't like it." 

Just then a young man enters the office. "Let me introduce my son, Bill," says the plant manager. 

"Let me guess," the salesman replies. "An only child?"

[tomkow6]

4 DAYS TO OPENING DAY

AND 18 days to Allegra's HOMECOMING!!

 

4 DAYS TO OPENING DAY

AND 18 days to Allegra's HOMECOMING!!

 

[MEG33]

LOL!

[Lady Jag]

Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.  I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don’t know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the golf shop where I bought it?

Thanks, Jim