[Soaring Feather]

An Irish Fight:

ROTFLOL!!

[Lady Jag]

On any other day but St. Paddy's, the last bloke'd be Scot.

 An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a
 pint of Guinness.  Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies
 buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.  The Englishman looks
 disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The
 Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The
 Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers
 and shakes him while yelling, Spit it out, ya bastard!  Spit it out!"