I hate to admit it, but ... after Marissa leaves for school,
I head for the pantry to find chocolate candy.
I'm trying not to let her see me setting a bad example. :)
Have a Blessed Friday!
Love it! Sometimes chocolate is the only reason I eat a real meal. I’d just as soon skip the meal and go straight to the chocolate—the darker teh better!
I found this in my inbox this morning ......
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde
woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is
blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and
a professional wrestler.
‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
‘No...not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’