We don’t have Albertson’s in Michigan. Wish we did!
A marine sits down for a flight next to two men who are obviously muslim. The marine slips off his shoes once the flight is underway and gets out of his seat, telling the two muslim men that he is going back to the galley to get a soda, and asking if they want one. One of the muslims says yes. While the marine is away one of the muslims spit in the marines shoe. An hour or so later the marine does the same thing, and the second muslim says he’ll take a soda also. While the marine is away the second muslim spits in his shoe.
When the flight lands the marine slips his feet into his shoes. He realizes what has happened and says “Will this never end? The hatred? The spitting in shoes? The peeing in sodas?”