You are my neighbor? They live across the street from me. We call them the BUMPASS FAMILY after the hillbilly family in A CHRISTMAS STORY. The Bumpasses. They are MOVING to Houston! AMEN! Happy to see them go. Actually it is only the dad. What an idiot! No teeth, no hair, no brain.
My next door neighbors will never move. I just try to avoid them. Houston would be a great place for them to consider.