Paige Turner - LOL!
My fav psuedonym - Imogene Poole-Schwimmer...
We have longstanding orders from my dad what to do in case he gets kidnapped. (He’s a sandblaster, which historically hasn’t been an occupation rife with cutthroats, but one never knows.)
If he manages to escape, he’ll place a collect call to us from Peter Handler. That’s how we’ll know not to pay the ransom.
My hand to God, I am not making ANY of this up.