[Obadiah]

My dog is an emo. What should I do? I fear he’ll turn in to a cutter.

[Esther Ruth]

Have you talked to your dog, spent quality time with him. Maybe take some time off work, plan a get-away/vacation for just the two of you - shared experiences, fishing, hunting something where your dog will again regain a sense of how very very important he is in your life.

[Xenalyte]

I wish my lawn were emo, so it’d cut itself. (rim shot)

[dmz]

My current mutley (though he’s dead ringer for a Nova Scotia Duck Toller - a breed I did not know existed until I rescued this guy) is a total punk rocker, slam dances, mosh pits, the works.

I think he has lunch plans for my mandolin.