[mysterio]

Cool, let's blame non-existent wormhole-traveling space monsters for losing a baseball.

Since non-existent space monsters can manipulate baseball games, perhaps they can next manipulate our presidential election so that a conservative candidate magically appears and wins in November.

[Jaysun]

Since non-existent space monsters can manipulate baseball games, perhaps they can next manipulate our presidential election so that a conservative candidate magically appears and wins in November.

Pfft. Space aliens are liberals. Always forcing people to do things they don't want to, jambing things into their behinds, attacking ranchers, etc.

[ApplegateRanch]

Since non-existent space monsters can manipulate baseball games, perhaps they can next manipulate our presidential election

Why not? They already ate GWB's brain.