Why would he admit himself to the hospital for abdominal pain? I would think having a nail forced into my Clinton by a gang of thieves would be enough to get me to the ER.
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To: highimpact
I think I understand why he could not speak..OUCH!
30 posted on
02/13/2008 5:25:03 PM PST by
devane617
(I WILL VOTE AGAINST JOHN MCCAIN !!!!!)
To: highimpact
I think I understand why he could not speak..OUCH!
31 posted on
02/13/2008 5:25:40 PM PST by
devane617
(I WILL VOTE AGAINST JOHN MCCAIN !!!!!)
To: highimpact; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Gamecock; Rb ver. 2.0; jdm
I guess it could have been worse. Could have been a fusilli Jerry.
To: highimpact
I guess this gives new meaning to the phrase, “He really nailed it...”
35 posted on
02/13/2008 5:48:58 PM PST by
Christian4Bush
(Commit to battling liberals until hell freezes over. After that, fight them on ice.)
To: SunkenCiv; pissant; Daffynition
To: highimpact
To: Slings and Arrows
Doctors successfully removed a 2-inch nail from an Indian mans genitalsCan I tell the joke I want to here without getting banned?
44 posted on
02/13/2008 8:15:41 PM PST by
GOP_Raider
(With parting breath we'll sing that song "A Utah Man Am I" RIP GBH)
To: highimpact
the nail lodged in his urethraGood Lord! Not the urethra!
49 posted on
02/14/2008 4:10:24 AM PST by
csvset
To: highimpact; Slings and Arrows
Lengthwise or sideways?
Must have been any which way but loose.
Never go up the down staircase.
On a fear day, you can scream forever.
Did he point, and cry, since he had a mouth, but couldn’t speak?
Maybe he just misunderstood the concept of ‘French tickler”.
[Once had a guy come into our SoCal ER, then go to surgery to repair damage, then come to my floor for treatment of sepsis caused by infections of his 'home made French tickler". He didn't think it was so funny when he had to catheteriszed a few times. His Clinton was never the same, afterwards]
{We had another guy come in for removal of a ~3" stub of a #2 pencil that he managed to break off inside his urethra.}
Thanks for the Pings, Slings! If you didn't already have the list, somebody would have to invent it.
55 posted on
02/14/2008 11:07:24 AM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(If Liberalism doesn't kill me, I'll live 'till I die!)
To: callisto
58 posted on
02/14/2008 4:58:17 PM PST by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: highimpact
What about the light bulb in his rectum and the porn mags?
67 posted on
02/14/2008 7:30:10 PM PST by
MaxMax
(I need a life after politics)
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