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Hilarious!

I have one to add, admittedly a third-hand story from a friend.

"Carol" visited a podiatrist for a problem she had with one of her feet. As she sat in the examination room, the doctor poked his head in and said "Please take off your hose and I'll be with you in a minute."

Well, Carol thought she heard the doctor say "Please take off your clothes." She thought that was a bit odd coming from a podiatrist, but accustomed to obeying a doctor's instructions, she dutifully removed all of her clothing, and, absent a gown to put on, sat completely nude on the examination table. And may I add, she is NOT a slender lady.

Anway, at one point she dropped something, and had to dive under the exam table to look for it, her bum in the air. It was at that point that the podiatrist came back in, and hilarity ensued, Carol's face and other parts turning bright red.

If that's not bad enough, several years later, she had to visit a different doctor who had offices in the same building. While she was chatting with the doctor, trading funny stories, he finally added, "And if you think that's funny, a podiatrist-friend who used to occupy this office told me about the patient he had who took off her clothes instead of just her hose."

Insult added to injury.