EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

[tubebender]

Please stay away from Eureka for the next month!!! I have hernia surgery scheduled for the 26th

[NormsRevenge]

Being the great friend I am, I followed him...

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Oh the imagery..
you followed at a safe distance, no doubt.

btw, or so I hear, the last thing ya want to do is rip the stitches.

Nothing worse than a pile of greasy spoon restaurants and fast food joints every so many miles on the freeway. Abuse your colon at your own risk. We got truckin’ in the family so I know the drill. It ain’t purty.. (damn I could go for a greasy burger & fries and bowl of chili about now)

[Pete-R-Bilt]

I had just gotten 3 hernias done that time

a bullet hole in the belly button and one at the fold of my right leg

keep him away!

He’s a brutal person when he knows you’re down!!!

[humblegunner]

accustomed to obeying a doctor's instructions

That needs to change.

[glock rocks]

Did you give him a hug to let him know how much you cared?

LOL... He wouldn't get within 10 feet of me the rest of the day. Lordy, the visual of that silly dog bouncing around was just sort of stuck in all of our minds. We couldn't even look at one another without busting out laughing. It was truly ridiculous. I'm sure the dawg was embarassed as well.

[B4Ranch]

It sounds like a riot. Poor dog, poor Pete.

[glock rocks]

If I had a video of it, It’d be a youtube top ten :o)

Remind me on some future thread where it’s more appropriate, to tell you about the mouse in Pete’s basement ceiling that he went Elmer Fudd over.

OMG, I can’t even type no more I’m laughing so hard just thinking about this silly stuff.

[glock rocks]

Please stay away from Eureka for the next month!!! I have hernia surgery scheduled for the 26th

Now that Delta goes to Eureka direct, Mom and the kids said they'd like to come over and visit around the 28th. I'll bring the flotation devices and mousetraps.

[Ditter]

Please put me on your ping list.

[Pete-R-Bilt]

be sure if you tell him ‘bout the mouse, that it wound up being a rat that caused it all

[glock rocks]

I had no idea it was a rat, but it sure was entertaining watching yer second standing bounce offa the sofa through the suspended ceiling tiles. Rats don't scare me, but I'm sure glad you weren't armed. Coulda been ugly!

[glock rocks]

BTW, please put me on your rats in the ceiling ping list.

LMAO.

[B4Ranch]

You mean there is some truth to all this? Here I thought he was filling the pail with fresh BS.

[Vigilantcitizen]

W’ell ain’t you a good friend.
That shiite hurts.

[glock rocks]

I know, I know. I was just tryin to help him stop laughing, cause I knew he was in a world of hurt.

I tried and tried. Dang, if I couldn’t keep him from laughing. Poor guy.

[glock rocks]

Every word is truth, I swear.

Wanna go to Eureka on the 28th?

[glock rocks]

A good friend helps you move.

A great friend helps you move bodies.

(Mark Twain was involved in this post somehow.)

[Vigilantcitizen]

Ain’t that the truth.

Ready for ‘tona?

[B4Ranch]

Who’s the pilot?

[tubebender]

Please bring your skunk trap and several gunny sacks.

I had a panic attack at the sleep center Thursday night and I feel it coming back but I think it’s a cold in disguise so this operation could get scrapped but your Mother and Kids are welcome. THEY were a class act...