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To: redstates4ever
Turd Polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.
43 posted on 02/12/2008 9:09:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen (I'm voting my conscience - I'm writing in Duncan Hunter.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ugly Woman

Ugly woman, walking down the street
Ugly woman, I hope we never meet
Ugly woman, I don’t believe you, it must be true
No one could look as gross as you

Mercy!

Ugly woman, stay away from me
You burn my eyes, so I cannot see
Ugly woman, they beat you with the ugly stick
You make me nauseous and sick

If my dog looked just like you
I’d shave his butt that’s what I’d do
And make him walk backwards away from you

Ugly woman, no no no
Ugly woman, go go go
Ugly woman, go away from me

Ugly woman, just go away
Ugly woman, don’t want you to stay
Ugly woman, just walk away-ay
Ok
Yeah that’s the way it must be ok
I need to go on home it’s late
I’ll have another more beer,
But wait!

What do I see?
Is she walking back to me?
Oh, she’s walking back to me!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!!!!
UGLY WOMAN!


44 posted on 02/12/2008 9:30:39 AM PST by fredhead (Four cylinders, air cooled, horizontally opposed...the REAL VW.)
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