Hey, we should match up pit bulls against roosters. That would be entertaining.
Even better....let’s adorn Pedro and Mike Vick with numerous pointy and sharp edged objects, put ‘em in a cage and let ‘em go at it. Whoever survives gets to make millions as a professional athelete. The loser...well, burial, cremation or whatever. Hmmm...Celebrity Death Match??? Could be great TV. I’d watch.