[kevkrom]

I have it on good authority that he’s going to be opening a furniture store. With every couch you buy, he’ll throw in a chair, too.

(Sorry, old joke, but appropriate for his retirement...)

[CORedneck]

Sounds like something I heard on the Bob & Tom show in Indy years ago. "The Bobby Knight House of Fine Furniture and Clothing...." The ad parody mentioned about polyester plaid clothing and throwing in a chair.

I have it on good authority that he’s going to be opening a furniture store. With every couch you buy, he’ll throw in a chair, too.

(Sorry, old joke, but appropriate for his retirement...)