A. Because a Cop is too heavy.
I always liked that one.
One of my favorites that isn’t on the list.
“Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound.” — L. Neil Smith
I always liked that one.
The late Barry Sadler was fond of the following:
Q. Why do you carry a gun?
Because hand grenades are heavy, and they hurt my ears.
And then he would take an M26 fragmentation grenade out from under his jacket and roll it around on the table. But it was in addition to his M1911A1 .45 autopistol, not instead of.