[najida]

One part should be wet and the other dry....so in a can, it’s all soggy or all dry.

EHEHHC!

[Miss Behave]

Cats LOVE the moist and "meaty" canned fud.

One of the most stomach-turning sounds in the world is a cat loudly smacking when eating what we call, (in establishing some sort of psychological distance from,) "the wet stuff."

All that goes through your head during the juicy smacking sound is: Only God knows what's in that gross stuff. And I prefer to keep it that way.

[Petronski]

Even if they bagged the bun before canning it, it’s still a shelf-stable meat patty. Gack!