[ARE SOLE]

What the hell is the deal with all the vanities lately?

[Jabba the Nutt]

I’ve been meaning to ask this question for a while and I saw the vanity on Linux. Seemed to be a slow night, so I put it up. You can always ignore vanity posts.

[ShadowDancer]

What the hell is the deal with all the crybaby’s around here lately?

[Brainhose]

Isn't your complaint a vanity?
You seem to think that your opinion of what is a proper post should preclude all others opinions which seems to be vanity in itself.
So perhaps thou should consider nibbling upon thine own scrotum.

[nhoward14]

75 million years ago, there was an alien galactic ruler named Xenu who was in charge of 76 planets in our sector of the galaxy, including planet Earth, whose name at that time was Teegeeack.

All of the planets Xenu controlled were over-populated by, on average, 178 billion people. Social problems dictated that Xenu rid his sector of the galaxy of this overpopulation problem, so he developed a plan.

Xenu posted thousands of vanities to FreeRepublic.com. Knowing that many heads would explode at the presence of vanities on the website, the overpopulation of Teegeeack was rectified quickly.

Other planets in the sector were much more difficult to manage as most people on other planets read DU (the name is forbidden to be uttered) which meant that they were immune to the effects of humor and logic.