How about leave cobwebs and haunt corners?
That I can do.
Sure! I’ll even let you live in the attic rent free for a year!
My giant spider could use a friend....
You’re not here yet. That’s it, you lost the job.
Son just informed me we have no clean towels. Oh, the horror!
Guess I just have to do it myself. This isn’t gonna look good on your resume. :P