Do I get the beer and cheetos?
ROFL! Yep, that’s scary stuff, Lame. That’ll have the little goblins gagging for weeks!
And yes, I will make Darks share his beer and cheetos with you. I’ll even put you in charge of the garage door remote if you like. :)
“Hey kids! Oooh, scaaaaary costume! Here’s something REEeeealy scary for ya! See this image? It’s an intestinal POLYP! Similar to the flying polyps from H.P. Lovecraft, this can kill you just as dead! Wait, why are you running away? Come back! You forgot your candy!”