“Rodents of Unusual Size? No, I think they’re a myth. OOF!”
Hey, Darks, I have a favor to ask. Are you willing to rent yourself out as a Halloween prop? I can’t pay cash, but I’ll give you a month’s worth of cheap beer and cheetos.
I’d ask Lame, but I think he’ll be busy doing a centerfold spread for Field and Stream that day. :)