[Lakeshark]

We don’t play golf, we collect their balls

I think this is the kind of statement for comment on by the experts of this thread.........

It still doesn't disprove the Caspar identity.

[Darksheare]

Hey, the collection is a hobby.
And the art is in HOW they are collected.
Many a golfer has cried in anguish at my appearance nearby.
Grinning my maniacal grin.
They know it’s only a matter of time...