It was the end of the day when a policeman parked his police van in front of the station. As he gathered his equipment, his K-9 partner, "Jake", was barking, about then the officer noticed a little boy staring in the van."Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is," the policeman replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at him and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What’d he do?"
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I’m not going back to school," she announced to her startled mother. "I can’t read, I can’t write, and they won’t let me talk! Whats the point?"