Replies

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

She then looked around the table and said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I just feel so much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come oooooon, baby... This Southern Girl needs some new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she threw her arms over her head, jumped up-and-down.... shouting..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers .. And then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll??"

The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story:

Southerners are NOT stupid
Neither are most blondes
But, all men.... well, God Bless em, all men ARE men.