[Darksheare]

I’ve been told, by women, that they hate me because I can ‘eat anything I want’

Then they see my eyelashes, and tell me that I should be tormented unto doom because “no man should have eyelashes as nice as those”.

[nicmarlo]

Then they see my eyelashes

okay.....that does it, darks! I'd kill for those...but, you're already dead! : )

[fanfan]

Then they see my eyelashes, and tell me that I should be tormented unto doom because “no man should have eyelashes as nice as those”.

The male of the species is always more beautiful than the female. Longer eyelashes, bigger muscles, etc.

That's one of the reasons that women wear makeup.

[null and void]

Then they see my eyelashes, and tell me that I should be tormented unto doom because “no man should have eyelashes as nice as those”.

I get that too, as does Ratboy.