[derllak]

I’m skeered of chainsaws! Especially after my neighbor, Bob, chainsawed his face while pruning trees a couple of years ago.
Lucky him, only a few stitches......but still! Oy!

[Lakeshark]

I met a guy once who had done the same thing, but this was a massive cut, he was lucky to be alive.

For my money I'd hire a mascot to gnaw them down instead...........