I guess some mothers are like the one on your phone interplay, Cardi. I can’t imagine myself talking to my daughter like that - but perhaps some do. (Not my pigs - not my farm.)
Here are some “Mom-isms”. (Probably a couple hundred or more.) I am sure all of us have heard most of them:
http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/mom.html
LOL - I think all those sayings are encoded into a woman´s DNA.
As for the mom on the phone — some think their sons can do no wrong and their daughters can never do anything right.
See how she turned 180 degrees when her daughter changed her mind.
Damn! I just read it again - I need an editor.