How did Caspar sneak in without me knowing? Heck, my dog barks at invisible monsters all the time! What sort of trickery is this?
*frantically gnawing my Darks voodoo doll*
Go back to sleep, Gramps, this is only a dream....:P
My skills are improving!
Next I’ll be able to take your left slipper without you noticing, and change all your lightbulbs to red novelty bulbs.