[derllak]

Lol! It’s to be expected of Lame, Pippin, but don’t pay any attention to him. He’s got beaver on the brain. Anything you need to know about beavers, just ask him. He’s our resident expert and very proud of that fact!

[Lakeshark]

Well, well, look who the dog drug in from her bedroom. Did Fritter wake you up finally? Not enough sleep from all that difficult log gnawing?

I am surely not the mascot expert, knowing so little about the strangeness of the Oregon critter scale. The kind of expertise you ascribe to me is most certainly abundant out there, however. Being as you have proudly proclaimed to be one, I think your credentials give you the proud title of "expert".

:-)