More bluehairs than ever will be assigned to Floriduh, as Obambi strives to keep his promises to that demographic that helped elect him. I trust your services will continue to be valuable, knowing that they need a positive fairy tale story input from the daily reality of hot, flat, and ugly.......
Your beach patrols will be majorly enhanced as a result of the increase of silver cougars.
“Sandmonster spotted 11 o’clock! Avert eyes now or have your mind scarred forever.”
And with that, poor officer Farley turned and saw the most hideous sight of two extremely pasty new england liberal geezers going at it in the sand.
Visiting hours at the ward are between 8 and 10, flowers are welcome.