For you second amendment sisters (and one of you actually likes Colorado). Always remember your cougar gun: http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/aug/07/man-walking-wife-shoots-mountain-lion-near-new-cas/
Yep, there be some nasty varmints up there in Colorado. That’s why you gotta have backbone and a pioneering spirit to survive in them there mountains. You wouldn’t last a day up there, Gramps......not unless I came along to protect you. :P