Aw, I'm sorry to hear that. Better now?
I’ll be better when the Rosie O’Donnell lite I work with gets herself in trouble finally.
Instructions on our log book: “Do not tear out pages for any reason.”
What does she do?
Tears out SEVERAL pages.
And proceeds to state that our logbook isn’t an official document but ‘just a log we keep’.
In security, we don’t have any legal powers, but our records are official records and tainting them is subject to punishment by fines, fees, and possible jail time if someone decides to have issues with it.
(Besides her altering log entries because she didn’t like what others logged/noted.)