An appropriate song for you would be “slip-sliding away” by Simon and Garfinkel (or whoever that fuzzy-headed guy is).
I’ll even sing it if you beg me to. :P
Obviously you are so olod you didn't remember the difference.........or the spelling for that matter.....
And please, whatever you do, don't sing.......you probably sound like the seagull in "The Little Mermaid"