While you were getting your, um, er......beauty (I am sure you meant to say old age) rest, Oregon was taken over by space aliens: http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/08/why_the_left_is_unpatriotic_an.html
Geez, how embarrassing. No way would I hang out with a bunch of tree-hugging hippie freaks. Beavers don’t take kindly to tree huggers, ya know. ;)
I just had to click on the fair list of do’s and don’ts.
Do bring your sparkly duds...beads, costumes or whatever faggy looking thing you can think of to wear. Dead giveaway as to what kind of people they wanted to show up. Wasn’t that poem just lovely?
Yeah, Oregon is full of dimwits alright. I can’t argue with you there, Lame. Which reminds me, I need to pick up an American flag to wave proudly in front of my house. Maybe that’ll keep the creeps at a distance.