I've been in New Hampsha. It ain't flat.
I've been in Floriduh. You are a flat-lander for only 6 or so months, honeycakes. Now that's flat there........you know flatness rules when every overpass is the highest point in your state.....
Well, my little Chick-a-dee, I was born in MA and we are considered flat-landers to these folks up in NH. Wouldn’t matter if I was born in the mountains of MA. Al, of course, is a native NH “Hick”. ;)
Wait until you hit your seventies young-un, you just may enjoy that flat land. It’s a lot easier on your knees and hips. :^O