How droll my dear gran -- I can´t take the cabin wench out out of you. Hearken to me, flower pot, I am going to need your help.
OMG
You know I have the special charm and touch that brings out the inner slut beauty of women. When I make such beauty fill, flower and open they become irresistible, and their natural chemistry has no need of aids - it calls forth a response, even from the dead, that is unlawful in most cases.
After all, when I took you under my wing did you not notice the difference. I was going to put up a before and after photo, but Cardi, ever the gentleman, will leave that to their imaginations:
Hush - You will get paid.