[Lakeshark]

Good morning, are you, like our other outraged Canadian a hockey fan?

If not, that's okay, we are huge Red Wing fans here.

Where are you in relationship to Michigan?

[fanfan]

Good morning, are you, like our other outraged Canadian a hockey fan?

Nope. Not at all. I don't like Tim Horton's coffee either.

Where are you in relationship to Michigan?

North-east. I'm in Ottawa, Eastern Ontario.

Are you M or F?