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To: Darlin'; catpuppy
Since you had fun with the, Kama Sutra um, er.....airplane post......

I copied this comment from an Orlando columnist: Did you see where Florida quarterback Tim Tebow recently helped doctors give circumcisions to underprivileged kids in the Philippines? Last year Touchdown Timmy won the Heisman; this year I’m predicting Dr. Tebow wins the Nobel Prize for Medicine. And I can hardly wait to hear the rallying cry for the Gators next year: “Win one for the Snipper!” And while we’re at it, may I suggest a new cheer for Mr. Two-Bits: “Two snips, four snips, six snips, a bris! Be careful, Timmy, make sure you don’t miss!” . . .

So when the Gators beat LSU and Georgia this year, the rallying cry? Win one for the Snipper!

Pup needed that........

:-)

3,703 posted on 05/17/2008 9:07:21 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lady Jag

Miss Jagular, you’ve been mysteriously non-mischievous around here lately...........


3,704 posted on 05/17/2008 9:09:03 AM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark
FOFLOL. Heaven only knows! Right now, we appear to have our hands full with a lil ole 3 foot gator and Timmy is a whole lot bigger and smarter. :)

Gator in LSU lake eludes capture — so far

The wire trap was placed on the side of a small lake near South Stadium Drive to capture this small alligator and move him to a new location, but the alligator has different plans.

The 3-foot alligator calling LSU home right now doesn’t know how lucky he is.

When he showed up at the small lake near South Stadium Drive in LSU, facility maintenance decided that instead of calling in someone to dispose of the alligator, they wanted to trap him for relocation.

It all started about a month ago when the facility maintenance department received phone calls from people concerned that the alligator showed up just as ducklings around the lake were hatching.

“They were noticing that the ducks were decreasing,” said Ray Dudley, assistant director with facility maintenance at LSU.

Although they could have called for an animal nuisance removal, they decided to do something different.

“We wanted to humanely remove him and move him somewhere else,” Dudley said. “I just really don’t want to have someone come in and exterminate him.”

Instead, the plan is to get him inside the trap alive and then get him relocated somewhere so “he can live out his life,” Dudley said.

After a little research they found the right trap and then placed it on a dry spot of ground along the lake’s edge where the alligator had been fond of sunning himself.

Then it started to rain.

Now the trap is in a few inches of water, which evidently makes the trap the perfect place for the alligator to sun himself. More than once over the last couple weeks, the alligator has crawled on top of the trap to catch some afternoon sun — thumbing his nose at the whole attempt to capture him.

“It has been kind of a joke for us, too,” Dudley said. “So far, he hasn’t crawled up in there far enough.”

But that’s OK, Dudley chuckled. Even if it takes a month or two, it’ll be worth the wait.

“They will eventually get curious enough and hungry enough to go in (the trap),” Dudley said about alligators.

3,710 posted on 05/18/2008 12:04:01 PM PDT by Darlin' (oh.... phooey.... lost my tagline.... again)
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