Lucky thing you don’t have a peg-leg. ;)
*smooooch*
Well you evil, over furry, long-toofed, damp and smelly rodent, you!
That’s what happened to my knotty and knurled nicely shaped leg!
Go to your wood pile....right now. :(
Nah, gran doesn’t have a peg-leg, that was Cardy during their “Pirate Days” ...