If you were picking a room for me, I know it would be the dungeon room. :(
Not at all grannie old girl. Cardy would not want to provoke your arthritis. I am a very considerate person - I would bed you down in a nice warm stable. And let you do some light chores like fetching and carrying wood for the fires and water for the tubs in each room. You could handle couldn´t you? :)