[null and void]

I have been behaving myself

HA! You're just too tired after double shifts, ain'tcha?

[Darksheare]

Yes, that is true.
Too tired to haunt anyone.

I bet the rest of the DD denizens can concur with tales of restful sleep and blissful dreams.

[Darksheare]

Something that came to mind this morning at work when someone said something ditzy to me:

So I glued an Evian to a 2x4 and threatened the intruder with it.
He scratched his head and asked what the heck I was doing.
I told him, “You’re being waterboarded.”
He ran off screaming.