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[Lady Jag]

Which brings up the question, why do people always fart when they see you?

[Lady Jag]

Just because you are playful doesn't mean you can break your toys.

[Lady Jag]

I notz caer bout miss Spellings.

[Darlin']

I think it was yesterday that Andrea Mitchell asked Dick Armey about how Obama was doing on the economy. Armey said something like, 'Obama is an economic illiterate'. Naturally, that sent Andrea into a spasm and finally she sputtered a comment about how Obama was against the gas tax holiday. LOL

Armey said, "You have a hard job ahead of you, Andrea".

FOFLOL.

[Lady Jag]

Nott b maekin funz. I b hick o rednekker 2 n I be clign’n ta mah gats n mah religion!

[Lady Jag]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[Lady Jag]

Critics say that Presidential candidate Barack Obama tries to "be all things to all people" and that he makes too many "pie-in-the-sky" promises. At a recent political rally, Obama tried to overcome these criticisms by emphasizing his commitment to principles. Afterwards, audience members lined up at a microphone to ask Obama questions.

The first person at the microphone said, "I oppose the war in Iraq. If you are elected, what will you do about that?"

"I will end the war in Iraq within two weeks of taking office," answered Obama. "All our troops will come home, and I will simultaneously make sure the Iraqi government is functioning and secure."

The second person in line said, "I'm an illegal alien. What will you do for people like me?"

"If I am elected," answered Obama, "every illegal alien will receive U.S. citizenship, free health coverage, and a scholarship to the university of your choice."

The third person in line said, "I'm a conservative. If elected, what will you do for me?"

"I'll send that first guy to Iraq, and the second guy back to Mexico."

[Darlin']

FOFLOL.

[Darlin']

"..... Hint: Must be easily understood by liberulz......... "

LOL uh-oh, think you're up a creek :)

[Darlin']

The saddest part of this election is that some people will vote for Obama and those against him will vote for McCain. Our only hope is that enough will vote against Obama for McCain to squeak in. What a sad state of affairs.

[Lady Jag]

So far all I found was stuff that could be wrongly understood by librulz. Still looking

[Darlin']

uh, ... isn't that what I said? :)

McCain hasn't and can't make the case that will make conservatives want to vote for him. The majority of his votes will be anti-Obama votes not pro-McCain.

[Darlin']

uh-huh :) thats the creek I’m talkin bout