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To: mamelukesabre
I heard the movie was so bad, it had a scene in it where the terrified kids scream "Oh my God! Where is the Army?!"

A few moments later, a single un-soldierly looking 'soldier' appears in a mocked up US Army uniform saying something along the lines of "Hi. I'm Dave ...from the Army". He's the only 'army guy' who appears in the film.

Like 'Plan Nine From Outer Space' kind of bad.

21 posted on 01/24/2008 7:50:39 PM PST by The KG9 Kid
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To: The KG9 Kid

Oh, it was really horrible. First of all, the first 15 -20 minutes of the stupid movie is all about these dumb kids at a party talking about who is sleeping with who. Then they are in a life or death situation where every moment counts and there’s limited time to get away from the godzilla thing and what do they do? They break into a radio shack to steal a spare battery for a cell phone! That’s it. The females are running for their lives in party dresses and high heels and nothing else. And they are worried about cell phone batteries. People are dying right and left and buildings are falling down and they take the time to steal a spare cellphone battery. Never mind real clothes, food, weapons, fuel, or flashlights. Just get a cell phone battery. And forget about transportation. Just run down the street in high heels.

Then, this giant creature(a cross between a bat and king kong) is shedding fleas or something. Creatures like crabs that are the size of cocker spaniels. One bite from one of these things and you die. THe army is shooting rockets, and sending in f16s loaded with massive bombs to kill the king kong bat and they have no effect. A creature made of flesh and blood is impervious to tanks and rockets. What a crock.

Near the end, the main girl and guy are filming the last moments of their lives. The only thing the girl has to say to the camera while bawling uncontrollably in her party dress and high heels is: “I just don’t know why this is happening to me”. I couldn’t help it. At That point I said loudly “give me a f ing break, what a stupid movie”.


39 posted on 01/24/2008 8:16:03 PM PST by mamelukesabre
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To: The KG9 Kid
I heard the movie was so bad, it had a scene in it where the terrified kids scream "Oh my God! Where is the Army?!"

A few moments later, a single un-soldierly looking 'soldier' appears in a mocked up US Army uniform saying something along the lines of "Hi. I'm Dave ...from the Army". He's the only 'army guy' who appears in the film.

Like 'Plan Nine From Outer Space' kind of bad.

Well, first of all, you HEARD wrong. Whoever told you that scene was lying to you, probably to make you look foolish because they thought youd tell someone else.

94 posted on 01/27/2008 11:04:17 AM PST by stuck_in_new_orleans
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