Police: Victim drunk during tiger attack

Yahoo/AP ^ | Fri Jan 18 | AP

[indcons]

My nominees for the 2008 Darwin Awards - Sousa and the Dhaliwal brothers.

[MizSterious]

Yeah, and that’s just what he’s ADMITTING. The truth is slowly coming out, so it might turn out they did lots more.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

One thing sure, the tiger knew who she was after.

[Westlander]

‘multiple reports of a group of young men taunting animals’
‘blood alcohol level was 0.16’
‘All three also had marijuana in their systems’
‘the three stood on a 3-foot-tall metal railing’
‘painted a completely different picture to the public and the press’

MSM conclusion = Tiger’s fault.

[repinwi]

Cops found synthetic urine. These guys can’t even pee truthfully

[bigfootbob]

These guys probably deserve an exhibition cage of their own, however the cages should be assclown proof. The zoo has to bear responsibility for poorly designed containment of dangerous carnivores. What if the animals attacked an innocent bystander rather than the fools?

[olivia3boys]

And I thought the last reports were (from their lawyer) that they were “only dancing and singing and laughing?”

So, were they dancing and singing and laughing on top of the two inch wide, slightly rounded rail?

Can a drunk adult really balance on a thin rail like that?

[repinwi]

The wheels of justice turn slowly, and you can bet the Dimwit Brothers will change their story yet again.

[Mears]

And then the officials killed the TIGER———I won’t say any more or I’ll be in trouble,but the tiger was never at fault.

[latina4dubya]

What if the animals attacked an innocent bystander rather than the fools?

exactly... the zoo is still at fault for not meeting the minimum recommended requirment...

[microgood]

And then the officials killed the TIGER———I won’t say any more or I’ll be in trouble,but the tiger was never at fault.

A tiger is a wild animal. It cannot be at fault for anything, it does not have free will.

Although these were idiots, the zoo failed to contain the animal. It could have jumped out at anytime, taunted or not.

[trumandogz]

Taunt a Tiger

Win a Darwin Award

Too damn bad the tiger had to die due to these A-hole’s stupidity.

[null and void]

Hold muh beer and...

[latina4dubya]

is their lawyer “thee” Mark Geragos? of the Winona Ryder shoplifting incident Mark Geragos? the Michael Jackson and Scott Peterson Mark Geragos? the Susan MacDougal Mark Geragos?

[ErnBatavia]

Geragos ain’t getting the slam dunk he was hoping for....

[Mears]

They could have tranquilized it-—the killing was unnecessary.

[null and void]

A tiger is a wild animal. It cannot be at fault for anything, it does not have free will.

No free will? Are you certain of that?

[repinwi]

Tiger experts over and over again have said that it would take extraordinary provocation to get a tiger to leap out of it’s enclosure and attack a zoo patron. Extraordinary provocation, not a five year old making faces or yelling. Even if the wall was 4 feet shorter than the recommended height. There is no evidence a tiger has ever got out of that enclosure in 67 years.

[Slump Tester]

It doesn't matter what they did or how high or screwed up they were. A tiger is a tiger - if you're going to exhibit one, you are responsible for the safety of any and all who who come to observe it.

The zoo is 100% liable for the safety of everyone there, even if they ARE dipshits.

[Westlander]

Your not in trouble in my book. I'd like Ted Nugent to discipline the survivors.