It isn't far from the truth at all. McGreevy's wife (the female one), is all over the TV commiserating with Spitzer's wife (while hawking her book, of course).
Found this and its a WHOot, thought you’d like it. :)
I do not like Jim Carrey.
I do not like him in The Mask.
I do not like him to talk so fast.
I do not like him in Liar, Liar.
I do not like him, his schtick is tired.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like him pimping his movies during AI results shows.
I do not like him dressed as an elephant with great big toes.
I am not a fan.
I do not like him, Ryan-I-am.
A group-sing! A group-sing! Would you like to hear a group-sing?
Yes! A Beatles group-sing! I could, I would like a Beatles group-sing!
One song, two song, old song, blue song. “All My Lovin’”, “I Feel Fine”, “Can’t Buy Me Love”. See them sing, 12 little stars. What a lot of stars there are!
Say! A dramatic elimination! Would you like to see a dramatic elimination?
I would, I could, like to see a dramatic elimination.
Would you, could you, like to see
The first of the bottom three?
Yes. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very, bad.
Carly, Micheal, and Jason are glad.
Syesha, though, is pretty sad.
Why are some so bad?
From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere.
A Ford commercial! A Ford commercial! Would you like to see a Ford commercial?
NO. No, I would not like to see a Ford commercial.
Try it! Try it! Try it and you may. Try it and you may, I say.
Ryan! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.
Say! I don’t like Ford commercials! I don’t like them, Ryan-I-am. I will never be a fan.
Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
A movie premiere, so many tickets we’ll buy!
The Idols shake hands with Steve Carell
The stories that they’ll be able to tell!
Say! More results! More results! Would, could you, like to see more results?
Yes. Here is one.
Here is one more that is done.
Chikeze, Amanda, and David Cook are free.
Oh, but it is not to be, for our pretty blonde Kristy Lee.
From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere.
Ryan! Would you, could you, talk to fans?
Would that fit into your plans?
Jason gets put on the spot
The judges get in some knocks
And Ryan, it is very clear to me
That you and Simon are meant to be.
See Katharine McPhee!
See McPhee sing to thee!
Excuse me, please, I have to go pee.
I’m back. Ryan-I-am, I’m back. Can you please eliminate another hack?
Patience. There are still many minutes to go. Some eliminations are fast, and some are slow.
Ramiele, Brooke, and David A.,
For this week you get to stay.
David Hernandez, I’m sorry to say
This is the week you may go away.
From there to here, from here to there, bad singers are everywhere.
Say! Look! An hour has gone past!
How much longer can this last?
Not much longer, you will see. Look! Syesha leaves the bottom three.
The bottom three are only two. Who will go home sad and blue?
David H. and Kristy Lee.
Kristy Lee, week 2 you’ll get to see.
Ah, but David H. - American Idol you’ll never be.
Dr. Seuss I may be not,
But next week it’s more Lennon-McCartney we’ve got,
And as Randy would say – dude, that’s hot.