Time to hand out the claws
If I could describe this week in one word - I'd choose "Ordinary." We're looking for singers with star power, and I'm just not seeing it. Seacrest is still pimping this as the "Best Ever™," but I just don't see it.
Anyway... here we geaux!
Amanda: The VFTW Queen says "Ballads are boring." Shhh... Don't tell monchichi.
Monchichi: Speak of the devil. No. He really is evil. Singing the long and winding ballad. FRiends, we have a cure for insomnia.
Oops! I skipped Kristy: She real purdy. Don't know what she sang, but she purdy...
Michael: I remember him from the movie "300." This is SPAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH! Damn, that was painful.
Brooke: Honey, I love you - but you need to eat a sandwich, girl - and pray that AI has a Tori Amos week.
The one true David: Man, we need a Frampton week. Everyone, grab a vocoder! bwahhh. bwa bwa bwa bwa bwahhhh... bwa bwa bwa bwah.
Carly: Check out the captioning... Not photoshopped.
Carly: - Fox:
Jason: Dude... it's like French... hehheheh.
Syesha: One bonus claw for each puppy.
Chikezie: Why you quit with the Carlton Banks look? WHY????? Your stylist sucks. One claw penalty.
Ramiele: Bet she can't walk and chew gum at the same time either...
This week was really mediocre - some took chances with their styles, and they just didn't pan out like they intended. Perhaps TPTB should have just stuck with one Beatles week.
Hey, who wants to bet that tonight's group numbner (sic) will be Yellow Submarine?
I won't be on the thread tonight - Wednesday is Bowling Night, so I'll check in late. C-YA!