[Dead Corpse]

But everyone running for office in every area of the country can't be equally conservative.

They don't have to be. Understand, and live by, the principles outlined in the Constitution and the BoR and you have a 99% chance of being more "conservative" than anyone currently in office.

[Constitution Day]

You’re absolutely right.

The term “conservative” is entirely subjective, as most people here understand it.