[Yo-Yo]

Mr Zachopoulos, the chief of staff at the Culture Ministry, jumped from a fourth-floor flat in central Athens hours after losing his job by prime ministerial order. He remains in a critical but stable condition, unable to talk to investigators

Heracles Koutelidas, a lawyer acting for Ms Tzekou, threw himself in front of a van, claiming that he was the victim of a witch-hunt and had been "labelled a blackmailer by the media". He survived.

These guys need lessons or else they'll never make the Darwin Awards.

[SunkenCiv]

Hee hee... I felt a little guilty about laughing when I read the second part, about the lawyer, when first I followed a link to the story.