Likely caused by some schmuck yakking away on the cell phone and not paying attention to the road
Ah, but this was Florida, Mr Irving Schmelding doesn't know how to operate a cell phone. Instead, I suspect that his 6 year old Pomeranian was on his lap as he tooled down the left lane at a scorching 38 mph in his 2004 Cadillac DTS.
Of course I'm kidding but if cell phones conversations are dangerous when driving, lets make sure we outlaw dogs on drivers laps also.
“Likely caused by some schmuck yakking away on the cell phone and not paying attention to the road”
20 something illegal alien chick in the left lane doing 5 MPH under “yakking away on the cell phone.”