Ban guns! People will stop committing crimes then!!! /sarc/
To: mombyprofession
2 posted on
01/08/2008 5:11:26 PM PST by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mombyprofession
Its Hammer Time!
3 posted on
01/08/2008 5:11:53 PM PST by
Tainan
(Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
To: mombyprofession
Don’t shoot, I will throw my hammer at you, lol...(its a joke)
4 posted on
01/08/2008 5:12:05 PM PST by
Poetgal26
(God bless the US Military and our allies!)
To: mombyprofession
armed with hammerIt was only a matter of time before someone had to do this:

5 posted on
01/08/2008 5:12:41 PM PST by
capt. norm
(Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
To: mombyprofession
6 posted on
01/08/2008 5:13:07 PM PST by
Poetgal26
(God bless the US Military and our allies!)
To: mombyprofession
Guy tries to rob restaurant armed with hammerGordon Leathers, 51, was arrested shortly after the robbery of a Subway
Couldn't the author have had a little fun with a play on words?
Gordon Leathers, 51, was nailed shortly after the robbery of a Subway...
To: mombyprofession
ROBBER: “gimme your money, I;ve got a hammer!”
CLERK; “I’ve got a screwdriver and a wrench, come and get it!”
To: mombyprofession
Should have just smacked him with a toasted sub roll.
9 posted on
01/08/2008 6:30:34 PM PST by
festus
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: mombyprofession
Yield thyne coffers unto my purse, or suffer of myne hammer and set this beast upon you I shall!

11 posted on
01/09/2008 6:32:49 AM PST by
Sax
To: mombyprofession
When asked why he robbed a Subway, Gordon Leathers replied “because that is where the bread is”.
12 posted on
01/09/2008 4:06:54 PM PST by
OCC
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