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Ban guns! People will stop committing crimes then!!! /sarc/
1 posted on 01/08/2008 5:08:51 PM PST by mombyprofession
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To: mombyprofession

What a hammerhead


2 posted on 01/08/2008 5:11:26 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mombyprofession
Its Hammer Time!
3 posted on 01/08/2008 5:11:53 PM PST by Tainan (Talk is cheap. Silence is golden. All I got is brass...lotsa brass.)
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To: mombyprofession

Don’t shoot, I will throw my hammer at you, lol...(its a joke)


4 posted on 01/08/2008 5:12:05 PM PST by Poetgal26 (God bless the US Military and our allies!)
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To: mombyprofession
armed with hammer

It was only a matter of time before someone had to do this:


5 posted on 01/08/2008 5:12:41 PM PST by capt. norm (Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.)
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To: mombyprofession

If I had hammer.......


6 posted on 01/08/2008 5:13:07 PM PST by Poetgal26 (God bless the US Military and our allies!)
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Guy tries to rob restaurant armed with hammer

Gordon Leathers, 51, was arrested shortly after the robbery of a Subway

Couldn't the author have had a little fun with a play on words?

Gordon Leathers, 51, was nailed shortly after the robbery of a Subway...

7 posted on 01/08/2008 5:17:45 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: mombyprofession

ROBBER: “gimme your money, I;ve got a hammer!”

CLERK; “I’ve got a screwdriver and a wrench, come and get it!”


8 posted on 01/08/2008 5:19:04 PM PST by max americana
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To: mombyprofession

Should have just smacked him with a toasted sub roll.


9 posted on 01/08/2008 6:30:34 PM PST by festus (Fred Thompson '08)
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Yield thyne coffers unto my purse, or suffer of myne hammer and set this beast upon you I shall!

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11 posted on 01/09/2008 6:32:49 AM PST by Sax
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When asked why he robbed a Subway, Gordon Leathers replied “because that is where the bread is”.


12 posted on 01/09/2008 4:06:54 PM PST by OCC
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